READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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