I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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