so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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