is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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