I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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