no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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