i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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