So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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