Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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