? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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