did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So vagazzling was a success
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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