i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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