Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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