I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
COCAINE IS GR8
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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