dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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