You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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