Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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