Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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