Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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