Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I got inside last night via doggy door
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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