I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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