I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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