The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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