They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
