So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
