is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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