the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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