I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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