I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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