I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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