Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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