I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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