the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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