Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
