What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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