ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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