I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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