If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Randomize
