Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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