operation harelip BJ is a go
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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