Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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