evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My vagina just clenched in fear
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