I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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