she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she peed on how many people?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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