I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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