this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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