...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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