is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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