Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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