Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
